//sleepy time…

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# ooc 


elijahvolturi:

"Probably one of the better ways to die." 

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"Hmm…. I don’t know about that."



elijahvolturi:

"You haven’t?" 

    “My god, he really is dead.” 
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"Well if he not show up very soon… Yes most likely. Probably annoyed the twins one time to much."



weberpicturegirl:

"It’s their choice, and apparently they can afford it.. sometimes people do what they like to feel whole and maybe just having a lot of kids is what Mr. And Mrs.Cullen needed."

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"Hmh… Most likely yes. Makes me happy i’m just there for a few days."



elijahvolturi:

"Dude, he’s been gone for a little more than 5 minutes. Try a month." 

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"I just got hit in the head, my counting is a bit…. Gone. But yep he’s dead, especially if not even Demetri managed to find him."



weberpicturegirl:

They seem like good kids, I don’t see why it would be that big of a deal to have more  than one.

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"I don’t say it is, i just say it’s a lot of job to have 5 kids."



elijahvolturi:

"— $60, Gilliam is dead?”
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"Yep… 5 minutes maximum."



weberpicturegirl:

"Being a parent — you’re referring to that as a hobby? I think it’s a choice and them going it is amazing, especially taking in so many kids.. I’m sure they are.."

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"I’m more surpriced they’re all in the same age. I wouldn’t even be able to deal with one."



weberpicturegirl:

"5 kids and I’m sure counting, their really young for parent wise and all the Cullens kids are almost out of highschool, I’m sure they’ll adopt again, they’re nice people."

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"They’re young to be parents yes….! But, i guess everyone needs some kind of hobby. They’re very nice… yes…!"



pawnx;
[Text]: When you get home, remember this. It wasn’t me.

[text]: What have you done?!

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pawnx:

// Ouh babies do flush, just chop them into pices! *sounds like my muse*

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No kids 4 u

// I can’t have kids so don’t worry xD



Text my muse one of the following…

rpmememaker:

  • [Text]: There’s blood. There’s a lot of blood.
  • [Text]: I’m going to need a ride home. Don’t ask why.
  • [Text]: Mission failed.
  • [Text]: I may have accidentally handcuffed myself to the stairs.
  • [Text]: When you get home, remember this. It wasn’t me.
  • [Text]: I hear the voices when I’m dreaming.
  • [Text]: Are you naked?
  • [Text]: Come over to my place and play strip poker.
  • [Text]: I HAVE DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE
  • [Text]: What do you prefer, chocolate syrup or whip cream?
  • [Text]: Answer me honestly. Am I hot?
  • [Text]: Do you wanna have a sleepover?
  • [Text]: Truth or dare?
  • [Text]: That’s illegal.
  • [Text]: I’ve always wanted to hear you beg. How about tonight?
  • [Text]: LUCK. I MEANT LUCK. LUCK AUTOCORRECT.


weberpicturegirl:

"I never said — I mean.. they aren’t strange, someone people like privacy.."

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"I know what you meant…! Sure there is always thous who enjoy privacy, and well with 5 teens it can’t be that easy for their mom either."



weberpicturegirl:

"What? Oh I— well.. they are kind of quiet so it gets people wondering why they aren’t more social, and no one ever sees their mom, and Dr.Cullen is the best doctor at the hospital so.. it’s just.. well you know, one of those things."

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"Well that do seem a bit strange yes. A bit of the quiet type i guess, or maybe they’re hiding something? Just kidding. But i know what you mean."



weberpicturegirl:

"Of course — The Cullens.. um yeah they go to Forks. Right, right.. Well it was nice to meet you Felix."

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"Hmm well known around here i asume from the tone of your voice?" he chuckled and raised an eyebrow a bit "Nice to meet you to."