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Send “WA-PISH!!” For My Muse’s reaction to Your’s swatting them on the ass..[WARNING: This Blog is NOT responsible for Loss of Limb or Life]



I’m not heartless. I just learned how to use my heart less.


trainingxhuntress:

ask-felixvolturi

"What the hell is wrong with you? Get away!"

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"You serched for me. Don’t like my way of being? Then it’s to bad for you, thought hunters would be more than screaming teenagers."



mariabellaswan:

"I know somewhere behind this cold face is an actual human feeling soul, I just know it." She said "Even if it’s hard to believe even for me."

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"I lost my humanity a long time ago. Now i don’t see them as anything more than food." he sighs as he walked "It’s not hard to belive… It’s insane to even think about it."



Send me a ≡ for my muse’s reaction to yours suddenly hugging them very tightly



ask-felixvolturi;
'Spitting Teeth'

bewareofthecrazyperson:

bewareofthecrazyperson:

ask-felixvolturi

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?” Lily shouted as she pushed her hand against of her jaw. Sure people nagged about the pain whenever Felix punched them, but to her it was even more painful.

"Except for me, you are dead," Lily corrected, her lips curled up into a teasing grin. Lily leaned her head back against of the wall, fluttering her eyes closed as she felt his fingertips slide along of her face. She sighed, biting down upon her lower lip. "We have all the time, just think of something nice to do," she looked thoughtful. Lily soon enough took hold of his hand, fumbling with his fingertips. "Just tell me what you want to do, I owe you since I took your shopping,"

"Okay true." he replied and rolled his eyes a bit "Well i can think of a lot of nice things to do but i’m not that sure you would like it.” he pointed out with a smirk on his lips. Asking Felix for ideas was most of the time a bad idea since he wasn’t really the expert on fast coming up with something good. More like something stupid. “I don’t know honestly, this is why i always just creep around in the castle.”



ask-felixvolturi;
'Spitting Teeth'

bewareofthecrazyperson:

bewareofthecrazyperson:

ask-felixvolturi

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?” Lily shouted as she pushed her hand against of her jaw. Sure people nagged about the pain whenever Felix punched them, but to her it was even more painful.

"Well I am listening, perhaps you should find something to do for us," Lily answers while she looked in front of herself. Her whole view was taking away from Felix and all she saw was

his broad chest. Lily ruffled an other time through his hair before pulling her hand back.

"I don’t know, everything is dead this time of the day… Well except us aparently." he replied and sighs. There was absolutly nothing to do unless there was a festival or something similar going on in town, at least not for some people who didn’t see drinking as the final solution to everything. He sighs once again and wipe away a pice of hair hanging in Lily’s face "I’m boring i know but i’m a slow thinker at this point."



Vampirism was on sale in Breaking Dawn

  • Carlisle: Hello, I didn’t order this vampirism. May I return it?
  • Vamp, Inc: Nope. Nonrefundable.
  • Calrisle: That’s the thing, though. I didn’t order it in the first place.
  • Vamp, Inc: Sorry, you still have to pay full price.
  • Jasper, Alistair, Siobhan, Garrett, Liam, etc: We didn’t order this either.
  • Vamp, Inc: FULL PRICE! >:D
  • Edward, Esme, Rosalie, Emmett: Considering vampirization was necessary to save our lives, do we get some kind of discount?
  • Vamp, Inc: Nope, we’re still gonna bill you for the full price.
  • Bella: Hi I’d like to order vampirism? I know it’s going to cost a lot but I’m ready to pay full price for it.
  • Vamp, Inc: What? Full price? For you? No way! You can have it for 33% less pain, we’ll waive the newborn year, and you can keep your father and best friend from your human life around. How's that sound?
  • Bella: Awesome! What was everyone else complaining about? You guys are the best! Vampirism is a great deal!


ask-felixvolturi;
'Spitting Teeth'

bewareofthecrazyperson:

bewareofthecrazyperson:

ask-felixvolturi

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?” Lily shouted as she pushed her hand against of her jaw. Sure people nagged about the pain whenever Felix punched them, but to her it was even more painful.

She had been living in Italy for quite a while. She was starting to get to know the streets a little bit better and she even recognized some people. So the whole horror alley thing was something she could recognize. Lily seemed to be a tad surprised when Felix turned her around. It appeared he didn’t feel comfortable around of others, since he really seemed to let himself go now, with no-one watching. Instinctively Lily reached up her hand, her fingertips ruffling through his hair while she kisses him back.

Felix smiled lightly against Lily’s lips before he pulled away “Maybe we should find something to do after all…?” he asked with a bit humor in his voice. The bell in the clocktower just hit 8 a clock in the evening. At this time most of the guards, if they was going to be outdoors, tended to get out since moste people was either at home or drunk.



littleliongirl037:

The true pain of loving primarily side characters:
Having to sit through ages of characters that you at best don’t care about and at worst can’t stand for ten minutes of your faves. If you’re lucky.



ask-felixvolturi;
'Spitting Teeth'

bewareofthecrazyperson:

bewareofthecrazyperson:

ask-felixvolturi

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?” Lily shouted as she pushed her hand against of her jaw. Sure people nagged about the pain whenever Felix punched them, but to her it was even more painful.

"Really? Boy am I lucky," she smirked. Lily crossed her arms in front of her chest, studying the crowd for a while before she looks up. "There is only one way to shut me up," Lily teased yet she turned her back to Felix so she could look at the people. Not that it was fun, watching other people have fun wasn’t exactly what Lily wanted to do all night. "Come on, think of something fun we could do.."

Felix chuckled quietly. Most of the old small alleys in any old Italian town, really did look like something directly from a horror movie so people joking about getting murdered in a alley wasn’t that odd “Well is it….?” he smirked before he turned Lily around and kissed her lips once again while slightly pushing her against the stone wall.



ask-felixvolturi;
'Spitting Teeth'

bewareofthecrazyperson:

bewareofthecrazyperson:

ask-felixvolturi

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?” Lily shouted as she pushed her hand against of her jaw. Sure people nagged about the pain whenever Felix punched them, but to her it was even more painful.

"Oh dear should I worry? I’m all alone with you, what if I get murdered," she joked while she poked his side. Lily leaned against of the wall, biting her lower lip as she studied them. "Too bad we can’t join them, it’s either stare at them or go back to the castle. That’s certainly not something I want to do now,"Lily mentioned as she looked up at the tall man. "What would you like to do?"

"Hmm… I think that chanse is pretty small if you ask me." he smirked while looking back at her "Stare at them for to long and they’ll get creeped out of their pants." he pointed out and raised an eyebrow a bit. Most people blamed of course that they had seen wrong if there was something strange but odd colored eyes tended to be something people didn’t forget. “You really do talk to much…!”



ask-felixvolturi;
'Spitting Teeth'

bewareofthecrazyperson:

bewareofthecrazyperson:

ask-felixvolturi

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?” Lily shouted as she pushed her hand against of her jaw. Sure people nagged about the pain whenever Felix punched them, but to her it was even more painful.

Lily smiled, pulling back after receiving his kiss. “Oh yes of course! You’re people shy,” she teased, her lips curled up while she takes hold of his hand. “Come,” she mentioned while pulling him along with her. “We’ll spy on others while hanging around in alley,” Lily simply walked, away from the ‘old hag’. When they reached a spot Lily found perfect she stopped. “Alright, now let’s creep around,” like Felix had mentioned before.

"Which is pretty hillarious since i live with 50 + people..!" he sighs when he heard what Lily said. In Felix’s case it was more not wanting to be around humans. "And what now…?" he raised an eyebrow a bit when she pulled him along with her into a alley "Yeah the perfect place to get murdered." he replied with a humorous voice, probably not the best joke he could come up with considering his job and his history.



ask-felixvolturi;
'Spitting Teeth'

bewareofthecrazyperson:

bewareofthecrazyperson:

ask-felixvolturi

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?” Lily shouted as she pushed her hand against of her jaw. Sure people nagged about the pain whenever Felix punched them, but to her it was even more painful.

"Oh please," Lily replied, moving upon her toes again so she could place her lips against of his. Lily quickly pulled back, taking hold of her bags. "Lets go really far away from her place, you can choose?" she looked around of herself. 

Felix smirked against Lily’s lips and kissed her back, This whole situation felt weird, most since the whole day had started with him losing his nerves and literally punching her in the face. “I can’t come up with any place that’s not full with people at this time.” he sighs while trying to come up something.