"Why did i just get the incredibly urge to go and hit down pigeons from their sleep places with a stick….?"

"You are freezing Felix."

"Blame it on the dead since the last…. centuries thing."

Come on, it's just for one single night.

No…!

"..A little bit."

*sighs*

"...You hurt my feelings."

"And you are actualy surpriced over that….?"

"Oh, come on, Biggie. I mean, it's me!"

"Exactly….! It’s you."

you don’t irritate the Volturi

"Don’t touch me."

"I’m not that cold."

"Mind if I sleep here tonight?"

"….. Yes?"

"I’m ashamed of you."

"And that’s new…..?"

send my muse one of the following.

"Who did this to you?"
"I’m ashamed of you."
"I hate you."
"You disgust me."
"I love you."
"Don’t go, please!"
"Just leave already."
"I don’t care about you."
"I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many dogs at once…"
"I don’t love you."
"I lied."
"You’re pathetic." 
"You need to sleep sometime." 
"Come on, just hit me!" 
"Leave me alone!"
"Don’t touch me."
"I wish I’d never met you."
"You’re adorable."
"Do you have a cuddle buddy yet?"
"Mind if I sleep here tonight?"
"You’re beautiful."

lonelyavarice:

IMPORTANT NOTE:  JUST BECAUSE A MUSE SAYS SOMETHING, DOES NOT MEAN MUN AGREES WITH THIS. JUST BECAUSE MUSE IS IN A CERTAIN MOOD, DOES NOT MEAN MUN IS TOO. JUST BECAUSE MUSE IS A SHITHEAD TO CERTAIN CHARACTERS OR JUST REALLY BLUNT, DOES NOT MEAN MUN DISLIKES YOU OR YOUR MUSE.

My name... is Jack.

//My new strange OC XD Feel free to follow him!

Geeze, I don't wantto argue with you, Felix.

Wise choise cause i’m not in a good mood.

I wasn't begging for anything.

Then don’t complain.